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Fortnite players 

Many were PUBG players once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated, a ruined and terrible form of life, perfected into competitive arrogant manchildren.
Jesus, those Fortnite players suck at Kozachok.

Hockey Players 

the cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. We'll do anything and come back to tell his teammates about it. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl/guy is bein a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, goin' top shelf, countless hours of practice, bag skates,thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, packin' lips, the word "fuck", pick up, fights, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game, Hockey Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is fine, because your invincible once you step on the ice, because a shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why? Why would someone push themselves so hard? It's not for the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. We do it because we love it
I wanna date a hockey players like dom brennan
N. Plural form of the word player. See also playa.
1. A group of people, usually guys, who "play" or manipulate others to ultimately get what they want, like sex or money, by using charm, game, and a often, a lot of lies. Usually, they act cool, cocky and think they're "all that" -- God's gift to the earth. However, underneath the game of all players, you will find an insecure person who depends on his player image to build his ego and make himself and others think he's the shit. Players need to feel worshipped. Male players usually call their women some term that reduces them to sex objects, like baby doll.
Watch out for those players who are on those dating websites. They pose like they're the shit and that anyone would be lucky to date them. They're not all that, those damn players! Let's play those players, girlfriends!
players by sweetgirl29 February 19, 2008

playground prowler 

The playground prowler stalks his child prey at the playground.
playground prowler by pballa182 April 29, 2006

kate playground 

One of the hottest models in the world originating in Canada. She is known only as Kate, Kate Ground, or kpg.
Kate playground is the hottest girls ever.
kate playground by MrXow January 22, 2007

Playground Gangster 

Boys that act like the biggest baddest gangsters that walk around whit a lot of (fake) blingbling and expensive shirts. But at the end of the day they still have to go home to mommy and if they ever saw a real gun they would piss their pants.
Person : Later men i'm going to chill in my crib whit a few ho's!

Reaction: Man, Your mom is at your "crib" and you barley know what to do whit a "ho", Your Such a Playground Gangster
Playground Gangster by Sive June 29, 2011