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French slang referring to a big ass.
Wow she has a crazy pétard!!
Pétard by Kacem April 9, 2022

Hoisted by my own petard

To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).

The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).

The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."

Synonym- see clusterfuck

spliffany petard 

A retard who has high social status due to the money his parents have. A spiffy mentally handicapped person.
Rain man or that retard from the hangover. Also Christina ricci in pumpkin.

Dustin Hoffman plays a great spliffany petard in you know rain man also starring that creeper.
spliffany petard by jedi marf October 19, 2013
Petar is a name. Its like ana nother form of Peter. Its pronounced slightly diffrent. (Paet-ar)

Petars are usually really kind, but they look mad.
To really find their true personality you need to gain their trust. Become their true friend and show them that you want to be their friend. Also they are really smart and shy at the same time. They are also ambitious and know how to be a gentleman. They will have a successfull life.
Girl1: I wanna try and hangout with Petar.
Girl2: That will be hard, but im sure he will like you after he starts knowing you.
Petar by LovelySmile:) November 7, 2018
Katrina: Wow he is a real Petar
Petar by Flit v snsgydhd February 23, 2018

Obramboslovska petarda 

A ritual dating back to Ancient Greece, commemorating the union between Ares, the god of war, 4 brave greek wariors and Aphrodite, the goddes of love.

The ritual consists of sexual intercorse between 2 parties. In the first party a group of 5 (male) Defnsive studies students (which are direct descendants of brave greek warriors), and a female volunteer who has the honor to partake in such a famous tradition.
They performed an obramboslovska petarda.
The Obramboslovska petarda was a real success.
Obramboslovska petarda by nakrovu November 8, 2018