Pension Deficit Disorder 

When people around you start to retire and you come to the awful realization that, despite a lifetime of working you have no money saved and no plan for your financial future other than work. In other words, the closest thing to retirement in your future is death.

"Honey, we won't be relocating to North Carolina after retirement next year. I've been diagnosed with a pension deficit disorder, and I'll be working until I die instead. Maybe you can relocate after you collect my life insurance payout..."

Pension Deficit Disorder by TKD nurse March 26, 2017

Pensionalized 

Takes the words pension and penalized to form new word meaning one who has had his or her pension reduced or eliminated by the company that they had served during their working life.

Poor mr jones has been pensionalized and is now living on the street due to his former employer taking away his pension after serving them faithfully for 38 years.

Pensionalized by Walter eagle December 18, 2010

Pension Sex 

A little sex each month but not enough to live on

Dude 1: Are getting back with your Ex or what?
Dude 2: Maybe, i'm getting tired of this pension sex tho.

Pension Sex by EuroPinseeker October 25, 2012

pensioners piano 

A slots or pokies machine. Where pensioners go to spend their time before they kick the bucket.

Going to knock off work early and hit up the pensioners piano....you in?

pensioners piano by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020

Pension Witch 

An evil creature typically found in healthcare; who’s life purpose is to hypnotize and lure young Firefighters into marriage only with intent to file for divorce and steal half their hard earned retirement pension.

Rookie: That hot ER nurse gave me her number. Should I ask her out?

Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.

Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.

Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.

Pension Witch by Spicy chicken fajitas May 11, 2021

Demon Pension 

Another word for Semen Retention; Males retaining their semen during sexual intercourse. Just like a pension, you're saving it all up for a greater and more meaningful investment.

Man: " Yo Jemit, I made her cum twice and still made sure my shit was on demon pension"

Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"

Demon Pension by bramptonshordy June 1, 2020

Penesione

Usually a name known in the islands of Samoa for having a huge Poki.

Pronunciation:
(Poh•Key)
Which translates to huge heart.

Oh my gosh Penesione has such a huge poki

Penesione by DwayneRockJohnson November 22, 2021