cheese penis 

one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo

hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.

cheese penis by the man March 14, 2004

penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex) 

you need tape.

person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?

penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex) by big shaft October 23, 2019

Penis Cheesecake 

When a man rubs smegma onto breasts then cums over them.

Did you hear what Jamie did to that girl the other night? He gave her a penis cheesecake!

Penis Cheesecake by Zante2011 August 14, 2011

Penischeese 

Penischeese is a very high quality form of cheese. It is make out of male cum, which is then boiled down until it curdles. The curds will begin getting hard, as you steam them, be sure to not let them to hard or else they will burst. When the penischeese is hard enough, but not too hard, strain them, pick them up and then beat them until needed. Have fun! But not too much...

“What new kink are we gonna try today?” - mistress

“Well... I was thinking penischeese...” - man hoe
“What’s that?” - mistress
“Cheese made from cum...” - man hoe
...
“...i want a divorce...” - mistress

“WE ARENT EVEN MARRIED JDMFMSKD?!?!” man hoe

Penischeese by Piece Of Shitt January 16, 2021