Condom on a Stick

Packages of condoms handed out by some Planned Parenthoods. They appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! They come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package.

I've got a condom on a stick!!!!

Condom on a Stick by RJ August 1, 2004

brain on a stick 

An intelligent person who lacks emotion or social skills.

David aced the GMAT's but at parties he's just a brain on a stick, standing in the corner pretending to examine the ficus.

brain on a stick by billg September 11, 2005

moon on a stick 

phrase used widely by teenagers and young adults in the mid 90s as it was made popular by the comedy geniuses Stew Lee & Richard Herring.
they used it mostly in the second series of their hit tv & radio show 'Fist of Fun'.
It means basically to want everything, if you want the moon on a stick then you want everything, including things you can't have.

Rich: you wanted the moon on a stick...well look! i went up and got it for you!

Stew: but i don't want it!

moon on a stick by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds January 1, 2005

buttcheek on a stick 

when something hurts so bad and you can't even, you yell this phrase

"Mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!" butt vine ah peanutbutterbaby

buttcheek on a stick by Buttcheek on a Stick September 6, 2016

boobs on a stick

A very skinny girl with big ass titaes.

A rare kind of girl who usually uses her monster boobs and lean body to whore massive multitudes of guys.

boobs on a stick by white foolio November 3, 2004

Apple On A Stick 

An amazing game

Apple on a stick,
Makes me sick,
Makes my heart rate 246.
Not because your dirty,
Not because your clean,
Not because you kissed a boy behind a magazine.
Girls, boys, having fun,
Here comes the lady with a big, fat, bum.
She can wibble,

She can wobble,

She can even do the splits.
I bet you ten bucks she can’t do this,
Close your eyes and count to ten,
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8,
9,
10.
You didn’t muck it up so your my best friend.

Apple On A Stick by ~spoooogyny~ May 10, 2020

barf on a stick

An expression used to express disgust, anger, or general hatred.

Abbreviated: barf.

P1: "Ewww did you see Josh kissing that attention whore Kelsey?"
P2:"Barf on a stick."

P1: "Did you do the twenty pages of Spanish homework yet?"
P2: "Barf on a stick! I totally forgot!"

barf on a stick by Ohdeer October 19, 2009