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chin omlette 

The act of ejaculating on a partners face.
She gave him head and he gave her a chin omlette
chin omlette by Dutchman March 7, 2003

Smegma Omlette 

An omlette made from dick cheese.
Not very pleasant.
I made a smegma omlette, it tasted like dick.
Smegma Omlette by Symomolol August 3, 2008

portuguese omlette 

Scrambled eggs (not yet cooked) Poured into the donor's rectum. Mixture is then released into a pan and ingredients are formed and cooked into an omlette. Garnish with a sprig of cilantro.
I had the best portuguese omlette the this morning. It had corn, lettuce, peanuts, and a hint if lime.

Havana omlette 

when you have held in shit so long when you finally release it, it ejects out of your ass so fast it turns into a shit omlette.
Brock had not shat in many days so when he finally did a havana omlette ripped out of his asshole and exploded into the seat.

Four-Egg Omlette

A sex move where two guys intertwine their testicles, sometimes accompanied with tying them together.
"Dude, I'm hungry/"
"Bro, wanna four-egg omlette?"
Four-Egg Omlette by Funsley February 10, 2021

spanish omlette 

When you(the male) are having intercourse doggy style and you are extremely drunk. Regergitate on the back of the female you are pounding, the trick is to not let any of the omlette(your puke) spill until you have climaxed.
Justin was so hammered last night that he puked on Alana's back, she asked "what was that," and he responded, "oh that's just the spanish omlette." She couldn't believe that he had cooked her breakfast and pigged out.
spanish omlette by Dubbaj September 10, 2008