Omaha Anus Shatterer 

Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.

Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.

Omaha Anus Shatterer by Eliteman76 February 3, 2010

Omaha Fudge Sickle 

To freeze a male's human feces with a stick inserted to make a frozen pop sickle. The Fudge Sickle is then inserted into the female's mouth in the manner of felatio.

To then insert the same pop sickle into the female's anus is then called an Omaha Double Fudge.

If it has corn it in it is called a Cornhusker.

If you do it to a man its called a Callum Corn Thruster.

I wanted to do something special for our anniversary, so I took my girl uptown and gave her an Omaha Fudge Sickle.

Omaha Fudge Sickle by omaha style January 1, 2012

omaha thanksgiving surprise 

A fairly recent sexual manuever, which is performed primarily around the holidays. It involves stuffing a woman's vagina full of bread and vegetables, much like sutffing a turkey.

Person 1: "dude, you know that leftover turkey stuffing that no one would eat?"

Person 2: "Yea, why?"

Person 1: " well, lets just say tht christine really loves the holidays."

Person 2: " Ah, the omaha thanksgiving surprise... dude."

omaha thanksgiving surprise by Surgio November 13, 2007

Omaha Westside high school

Worst high school in Nebraska. Claims creighton prep is a gay boy school yet Westside is notorious for having hundreds of gay students and gay pride clubs!

Normal fucking kid: Who the hell are you?

Omaha Westside high school student: Im a Westside warrior bitch, eat this cupcake I came inside of

Normal fucking kid: What a dipshit

Omaha Westside high school by OmahaHighSchoolCriticButBetter December 2, 2019

South Omaha 

Don't go to South Omaha if you are afraid of culture! You will find a community rich in diversity, pride, and history. South Omaha began as its own town, nicknamed "The Magic City". Annexed in 1915, it is now it is the best part of Omaha. Once a neighborhood of mostly Eastern and Southern European immigrants, it has kept its tradition of welcoming immigrants alive and is now where many Latino immigrants call home.

South Omaha is where you go to find the best Mexican restaurants in Omaha. South Omaha is a place where people come to take a shot at the American dream. Many of the immigrants who came to South Omaha originally worked in the Union Stockyards, a livestock market and meat packing center, which at one time was the largest in the world. The Stockyards closed in 1999, but the South Omaha tradition of rolling up your sleeves hard work has remained.
South Omaha is home to many immigrant and family owned small businesses off 24th Street, and the entire neighborhood.

If you aren't afraid to go east of 72nd Street you may run into a SOB or two while you are here. --That's short for South Omaha Boy or South Omaha Beauty. We'll sit down and have a beer with you in a great South Omaha dive bar. We'll shoot the shit for a minute, but be careful we can smell privileged, entitled douches from a mile away. So by all means stay away if you think mayonnaise is spicy and American needs to make itself great again. You won't like it here and we won't like you either.

You ain't shit if you're not from South Omaha

South Omaha by SouthOmahaBeauty March 2, 2021

saint cecilia omaha ne 

The worst fuxking school on the goddamned planet... if you're reading this... get out of there while you can.

( SMM kids talking)

KID 1: I have to play a basketball game at Saint Cecilia Omaha Ne tonight.
KID 2: Good luck bro lol, watch out for that creepy janitor... he goes in the locker rooms while the girls are changing.

saint cecilia omaha ne by brynwuzheer March 22, 2017

sushi in Omaha 

Something you expect to be awful but it is actually great.

Inspired by the fact that Omaha is supposed to have the best sushi restaurant in the country.

To my great surprise, anal sex ended up being sushi in Omaha

sushi in Omaha by darwins_finches June 25, 2024