Blow your tits off 

Performing a feat of skill that is so impressive, that it figuratively blows everyone’s tits off.

Blow your tits off: You remember that night at Dooley's pool party on that fine Summer eve? When I did that double jack-knife twist and blew everyone's tits off? You remember that? And then I went down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later that night?

Blow your tits off by captain longdong December 1, 2020

shuffle the tits off the Queens

When the oppossing player is taking way to fucking long to shuffle the deck.

Come on Jon are you trying to "shuffle the tits off the Queens" or are ya gonna fucking deal.

shuffle the tits off the Queens by Troy2480 September 27, 2006

Buzzing Off My Tits 

A euphoric state-of-mind which is similar to the effect of drugs. It involves a heightened sense of joy. Can overcome anyone at anytime.

Not to be used in front of family members, because it might sound inappropriate.

Miriam said to Liz: I'm buzzing off my tits!

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I was wigging, but now i'm buzzing off my tits!

Buzzing Off My Tits by Big Mushrooms April 22, 2011

off her tits

Refers to a woman. Shitfaced. Under heavy influence of drugs/alcohol

"She is off her tits"

"I am so off my tits"

off her tits by jaskdg October 5, 2013

Off me tits

A British English term for someone who's intoxicated on drugs or alcohol, sometimes both.

I've been using so much, I've been off me tits for weeks.

Off me tits by enemy-spotted February 10, 2019

trippin off your tits 

drunk, high, smashed

"you were really trippin off your tits on Friday night"

trippin off your tits by maddlaw March 2, 2009

lagging my tits off 

When your computer is going at a snails pace, possibly the slowest it has ever ran in its life. This can happen a few times a day and is highly annoying.

Christ! I'm lagging my tits off!

lagging my tits off by Thorntor September 28, 2014