objectivism

A philosophy often criticized by those who have read nothing about it.

"Objectivism is so self-centered! That's mean and wrong!"

by userexec February 24, 2008

Objectivist

Someone who claims to be neutral and self sufficient, but who is truly totally dependent on others and brainwashed by propaganda.

Objectivist founder Ayn Rand preached of self reliance and neutrality, but survived on welfare while backing right wing authoritarian candidates.

by Davezilla July 6, 2019

objective as a pancake

very objective. (*Also: as ~.) A simile used to describe a high degree of objectivity and reasonableness in the assessment of a product, idea or statement that is neither influenced nor affected by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.

"This is an incredible report!", Andres exclaimed, holding Lily's completed report on Sub-atomic Quantum Physics in his hand. "You're just saying that to make me feel better," Lily replied, sighing. "What're you talking about? I'm being as objective as a pancake. Seriously," Andres replied.

by TheGiantTitan May 12, 2016

Objective Finance

The best value for Lincoln-Douglas Debate.

Aiden joined LD because he loved the value of Objective Finance so much.

by TP>LD February 8, 2021

Objective Finance per Capita

Objective Finance per Capita is the Concept that Objective Finance, and its associated scores can be measured for the individual, and how they're doing, in order to assess how much better they can make their live/financial situation through the use of Objective Economic Principles in their lives. Usually measured by Dividing your country's GDP per Capita by Its Objective Finance score, then multiplying that by the average of your earnings, before dividing that by the number of digits in your net worth. The Square root of that number should be your Objective Finance per Capita score!

Noah was Extremely surprised to find out that his Objective Finance per Capita score went from 2.4494897 to 2.6061125 over the course of a year

by Obviouslyperson April 27, 2023

objectivism

The philosophy of Ayn Rand, who had one of the leading noses of her era; states that one's virtue is measured in their ability to be a self-obsessed egotist. Easily characterized by their slavish adherence to irony, in that the foloowers of this 'individualistic' (read-spoiled) philosophy tend to be some of the biggest tools you'll ever meet.

Also notable for it's idea that there is no disagreement among rational minds-this is basically the philosophical equivalent of an 8-year-old kid playing Cops & Robbers who totally just got shot, but all of a sudden claims he has "special bullet proof invincibility armor." Whatever, kid. For more, see douchebaggery.

Many over-achieving high-school students, in deeming that their parents are failures, turn to objectivism to feel better about themselves, but they're really just putting off the inevitable.

by Professor Afro June 1, 2006

objectivist

"My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only absolute." -Ayn Rand

1. Individualism and freedom are central to an objectivist's life
2. LIBERALS SUCK

by NYIsles April 28, 2003