Everyone knows someone that talks and talks about their amazing sex life and sexual partners. Bragging about how they can get anyone to fuck them. Most of them are fake news fuck nuts.
Fake News-Information given to another that is not true.
Fuck Nut- Talks about how great they are in bed way to much. Fuck is sex and nut is someone that’s missing some marbles.
So Fake News Fuck Nut would be someone insanely lying about their sex life. Including who, how, when, what position etc. EVERYTHING is a total lie.
1. I’m starting to think that Dick is a Fake News Fuck Nut. He has to be in la la land because it’s too unrealistic.
2. Gina G-Spot is a total Fake News Fuck Nut! According to her every guy she meets wants to fuck her. She wishes.
The least a human being has to do to exist is to be ejaculated from the tip of a man's penis into a vagina: Hence, a "fuck nut". A fuck nut is a person with the least amount of intelligence it takes to exist as a human being and nothing more. i.e., they are only as smart or intelligent as they were first squirted-out of their father's nut sack.
Customer: Can you fix my phone? It won't come on.
Tech: Did you charge the battery?
Customer: No!
Tech: Well there you go, you fuck nut!
Originally coined by Vince Park. This term is primarily used as an insult towards anyone that acts hardcore on the internet, yet actually has a simple personality offline.
Terry: Dude, what a fuck nut.
Gary: Yeah, I know. Just 'cause he can hack doesn't mean anything. He's still a sheep.