Ninja Nude 

A Ninja Nude is the act of getting fully undressed and taking a nude picture during a meeting, classroom lecture or other busy event. Nearly impossible to accomplish without getting caught.

'I heard James tried to take a Ninja Nude during his meeting, and the boss caught his stupid ass!'

Ninja Nude by UrbanDict is life July 13, 2016

never nude 

One who can never be nude. Often wears cutoff's and body suits. One may also paint themselves blue. There are dozens of them, Dozens!

"What's the deal with the cutoffs?"
"Tobias is a nevernude."

never nude by PaSaVaBa January 7, 2005

nude panties 

(Noun, plural.)
Skin-colored, beige or brown panties without visible panty lines, so that you can't see them through your clothes.

- "Sweetheart, you can't go out like that! I can see your undies right through your dress."
- "But mom ..."
- "We really have to get you a pair of nude panties, darling."
- "But mom, what if I *want* people to see my panty line?!"

nude panties by Monticello-W October 18, 2016

National send Lucas nudes day

Send Lucas all of your nudes

Shit there goes Lucas I gotta send him my nudes hence the name National send Lucas nudes day

National send Lucas nudes day by PardonMyPRINGLS May 2, 2019

My nudes 

They are for sale

Hey, have you heard?
Heard what
My nudes are for sale

My nudes by Amy klobuchar June 27, 2020

national nude day 

April 18th for everyone to send nudes to all the people they been considering sending those pics too. Along with close friends

April 18th ( national nude day)I sent my dick pics to my crush and 3 close homies

national nude day by Realdickshit May 28, 2018

Cloud Nudes 

Cloud Nudes is a man or woman who is hogging up all the bandwidth of your network by uploading copious amounts of nudes to the cloud, thereby giving you a very bad internet connection and lag.

Man: "Damn my internet connection is so bad! What is going on?!"
Other man: "Yea, Cloud Nudes is in his office uploading his latest batch"

Cloud Nudes by JoeriAgitated July 2, 2015