2 definitions by JoeriAgitated

Cloud Nudes is a man or woman who is hogging up all the bandwidth of your network by uploading copious amounts of nudes to the cloud, thereby giving you a very bad internet connection and lag.
Man: "Damn my internet connection is so bad! What is going on?!"
Other man: "Yea, Cloud Nudes is in his office uploading his latest batch"
by JoeriAgitated June 30, 2015
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A cock that is really long but only in it's flacid state, it just hangs there.
Person 1: "Ay did you know that John Hancock had a hangcock?"

Person 2: "No way dude, with that name, what a coincidence!"
by JoeriAgitated March 9, 2023
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