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Nursing home fart 

A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.

Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.

Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.

He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
Nursing home fart by Jrubadub October 14, 2010
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nursing school 

the hardest most stressful shit one will ever go through in life.
"hey where has kathy been these past months?"
"oh, shes stuck in nursing school studying for the rest of her life."
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Nursing School 

4 years but the first year is spent taking watered-down science classes to get a 2.75GPA. Upon entrance to the program, clinicals are spent dispensing vitamins and fluffing pillows.
Nursing Student: I'm so glad I only need to get a 2.75 to get in nursing school, I think I'll stop going to class.
Nursing School by PerryCox May 6, 2020

reverse brown nosing 

When the person you were previously sucking up to starts brown nosing you; also known as backwards brown nosing.
At first I was sucking up to Felly, but then she started reverse brown nosing me and complimenting me all the time!
reverse brown nosing by erieee January 13, 2010

brown nosing 

"John was brown nosing David earlier!!"
"Yeah, John kisses everybody's ass!"
brown nosing by Enda McMahon April 30, 2006

butt-nosing 

When a jew is performing a 69 and his nose starts penetrating the woman's butthole giving her maximum pleasure.
Rabbi: "Dude I heard you did a 69 with that fat chick last night." Yechezkel: "Hell yeah, I was butt-nosing her the whole time."
butt-nosing by inlovewiththejuul September 24, 2017
rubbing your male genitalia (narso in Portuguese) against a male friend or coworker without making eye contact with the victim or giving previous notice.
"I was sitting at my desk when Jeremy surprised me from behing by leaning his dick against my elbow. Classic narsing!"
narsing by Narso257 March 6, 2019