noob cake 

Noobs that are pwned continually without ever getting any kills are Noob Cakes. Think of them as fish cakes; ground up and mashed together. These noobs suck much harder than the average noob.

I pwned your ass noob cake. You are the sux0r of all noobs!!!:p

noob cake by The Black Flag June 17, 2006

noobcaek 

1. See newbie.
2. A person that never googles, no matter how many times you tell them to, but instead persists on spamming you senseless with questions they could easily get the answers to themselves.
3. LoneShark (<3)

I believe the word derives from the Natural Selection gaming community (try typing "fu noobcake" when skulks are eating you). It's commonly used to express frustration when dealing with someone's lack of knowledge within a certain area of expertise. Heh, that's probably the nicest way I could put "badmouthing nooblets who should be banned from using computers".

omg... STFU NOOBCAEK.

noobcaek by Tarzander July 30, 2004

noob cake 

a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert

speaker #1: I beat up a noob who was very noobly and then I made them a noob cake!

speaker #2: wow this noob cake is really good!

noob cake by margarita old June 8, 2010

noobcakes 

derived from the word noob

aww i pwnt j00 noobcakes!

noobcakes by marquez October 25, 2005

noobcakesauce 

Used as a name for someone who normally hangs around noob areas and begs higher level users for free items.

Can also be used for someone new to a game that was raped by the opponent.

Noob: What the hell man?!?!

Winner: Shut it Noobcakesauce!

noobcakesauce by Caboose Enfield March 13, 2008

noob cake 

a noob who is greater than all tha otha noobs

yo that noob cake cant get one kill

noob cake by pimpaholic May 21, 2006

nobcake

a nobcake is someone who lacks basic intelligence and is often subject to forgetting how to perform stupidly simple activities.

oh and hes forgotten how to pick up the sniper!

what a nobcake!

nobcake by Jooble Vet October 12, 2009