You know you're a Nescomer when...
-You want to clap when you hear, "To make
money!"
-You ask to live in Hart, just because it is closest to the Nescom building.
-You refuse to live in Bell, just because it is the farthest away from the Nescom building.
-You realize that although Clear Channel is a trecherous monopoly created by satan to control our minds with their terrible
music and stations, they
will be signing your paycheck some day