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myspace-a-holic 

Somebody who checks their myspace every second wishing and wanting to get a message from someone they would actually never talk to in real-life but still thinks theirs a chance for that someone to talk to them.
Im such a myspace-a-holic i have to check it every to seconds or i might miss out on somebody messenging me.
myspace-a-holic by Kaytay October 25, 2005
It's the ultimate game of testing your ego. It becomes a competition of seeing who has the most friends, so you add everyone you've made eye contact with in the past 6 years, constantly posting bulletins telling people to comment on your NEW PICZ PLZ or die. Also a way for every garage band ever to make a Myspace Music profile without even have talent and/or experience as other bands have. Also a new place for every hott girl in the world to prove how slutty they are by making a Myspace and putting pictures of themselve's where they only have 1/5 of their clothes on with the quote under it "I used photoshop to cover my boobs, So What."
Comment on my myspace plz LOL!
myspace by Brett January 13, 2005

myspace zombie

A myspace zombie is niether living nor dead, existing solely to check their comments every five seconds.
Julie is such a myspace zombie, she just checks her comments all day.
myspace zombie by julieroxurworld September 23, 2008

Myspace Waiting Period 

The three-day period in which you wait before adding someone on myspace who you have just met.
I knew that Christina had a myspace, but i've never met her. I just met her today so I have to wait out the myspace waiting period.
Myspace Waiting Period by Kavoen October 27, 2007

myspace drama whore 

This is a person that will instigate a fight between himself/herself and another person on their friends list by alluding towards the person in a negative manner either indirectly or directly, usually through blogs, comments or bulletins. The other person will usually retaliate, and start a "myspace war." The drama often ends up affecting both persons in real life, along with other mutual friends that are involved.
Kim is acting like such a myspace drama whore. Why doesn't she get a real life and grow up?

myspace hot

When someone looks hot on myspace but looks like shit in real life.
I met up with this girl i met on the myspace but sadly,she was just myspace hot,and was fuckin ugly in real life.