My balls are itchy 

Something an idiot called damian says on call with me all the time his very very small balls aren't actually itchy he just likes saying his balls are itchy

Me: im going to sleep now baby goodnight 🥺
Damian: UGHHH FUCK MY BALLS ARE ITCHY

My balls are itchy by Damo_got_itchyballs July 1, 2021

My balls are sticking to my legs 

A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.

On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.

Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!

George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.

Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.

George W. Bush: California summers ...

My balls are sticking to my legs by Nutthead June 21, 2010

my balls are on fire 

when you have to piss real bad

is that bathroom open i'm about to piss on this carpet,my balls are on fire.

my balls are on fire by Kimmi998 June 3, 2010

my balls itch son

a uncontroble itching sensation around the scrotum area.

"AHHHHHHH....Oh naw, Oh Fuckin Naw, Oh Hellllllllll Naw!!!! My Fuckin Balls itch son"

my balls itch son by oneder March 3, 2005

my balls in a vice grip 

"To put ones testicles in the crushing hold of a vice grip"

You --"Oh shit man, I've been shot"
Paramedic -- "Looks like you got my balls in a vice grip here"

my balls in a vice grip by Hobix June 11, 2008

my balls itch 

like seriously what are you doing with your life going on urban dictionary, looking at this shit like go touch grass

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my balls itch by SlideVR April 13, 2022

my balls 115 

a prolonged commenting on an item, creating a inside joke. Often found on sites such as Facebook, these items or situations frequently invoke anger in other not involved in the joke.

'stop comenting on that thing, your making it a 'my balls 115' '

my balls 115 by Renshaw30 August 4, 2009