mumford and sons
when your male partner gives you the classic "mumford" but puts they're balls in your mouth at the same time.
mumford and sons by the captn June 11, 2012
Get the mumford and sons mug.
Mumford Coma
noun
A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.
A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.
“Have you seen Katherine the past few days?” “Nah man, she’s in a Mumford coma trying to figure out the meaning of her own existence.”
Mumford Coma by charisel December 11, 2013
Related Words
Mumford and Sons
When you pass out and take a dump in your pants (or shorts) and you wake up and you have a moderate to large sized turd accompanied by multiple smaller pebble to dingleberry sized crewmembers. Much like the band and music that share the same name.
3 days of Yeager and Oxycodone led me to my own personal concert with Mumford and Sons headlining in my pants.
Mumford and Sons by SteelofCrom September 10, 2014
Mumford and Sons
A band that makes the most beautiful music ever written/sang. It is said that it is the music of heaven. It can be the solution to any problem, feud, or war.
Every war can we ended and resolved just by playing Mumford and Sons. If you are having an argument with someone, all you have so say is "Mumford and Sons", and all will be resolved and fixed again.
Mumford and Sons by McGrotes December 17, 2011
Mumford and Sons
The composers of one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard: Learn Me Right/Not with Haste, one of the soundtracks from Pixar's Brave movie.
"We will run and scream
You will dance with me
We'll fulfill our dreams
And we'll be free
We will be who we are
And they'll heal our scars
Sadness will be far away"
Mumford and Sons
You will dance with me
We'll fulfill our dreams
And we'll be free
We will be who we are
And they'll heal our scars
Sadness will be far away"
Mumford and Sons
Mumford and Sons by cg1212 December 29, 2012
Mumford and Sons
Guy: "What's the name of the band tonight?"
Crew Member: "Mumford and Sons"
Guy: "That sounds like White boy shit."
Crew Member: "Mumford and Sons"
Guy: "That sounds like White boy shit."
Mumford and Sons by DancingDolphins August 12, 2011
Mumford and Sons
A band that tries way too hard to sound 19th century Irish. Like Murphy's Oil Soap, the band has a name that your father recognizes but has never knew was a band. A typical British band that overplays their accent to break through the music (typically you can't hear British accents in songs). A bunch of 40 year olds acting like they're from some obscure town in Northern England 1858.
Pimple-faced teenage who works at McDonalds: "Hey Dad, can I have a few bucks for Mumford and Sons"?
Angry Father in a white t-shirt washing his car: "Sure, son. Just make sure you get you get the largest bottle you can. I need these tires to SHINE!"
Angry Father in a white t-shirt washing his car: "Sure, son. Just make sure you get you get the largest bottle you can. I need these tires to SHINE!"
Mumford and Sons by Dpnowell June 12, 2011