shut your muffins

a polite way to tell someone that their buttcheeks are talking shit.

Larry: My ass hurts from getting rammed by the black guys I hire at the furniture store.

Dave: Shut your muffins!

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blueberry muffins

Code for sex in the UK (can be used in front of parents or anyone over the age of 30)

"Hmm I really fancy some blueberry muffins rights now"

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Sort of like "Cool beans" but since nobody likes their beans cool, EVERYONE likes their muffins hot.

"I got new shoes"
"I saw that, they're hot muffins"

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a very good band from ontario ohio who are for the most part are unheard of

did you see scorch muffins last night tey were epic

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nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins

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The new name for "English Muffins" declared so by Stephen Colbert after being outraged by the British Petroleum Oil Spill in the Gulf Coast.

-"what are you eating, English muffins?"

-"HELL NO! These are FREEDOM MUFFINS!"

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When you cross the field, be careful you don't step in any meadow muffins.

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