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Mortar Monkey 

A tower in the Bloons TD franchise which shoots out mortar shells which explodes at the Bloons, dealing splash damage and can set target to a specific location. Has upgrades like Signal Flare, Bloon Buster, Artillery Battery and much more for bloon devastation.

Also called Mortar Tower.
"I am cracked with the Mortar Monkey in BTDB2, all I need is Biker Bones + 2 Shellshock Mortars and I can defend anything with a camo-detecting mortar!"
Mortar Monkey by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

mortar team

When multiple soldiers get diarrhoea at the same time
"did you have the gammon from the mess" "no I knew some people that had it in they turned into a mortar team"
mortar team by shrekcccc December 18, 2017

mortar strike 

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet
mortar strike by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

mortar hot 

damn look at the mortar hot girl. you need to call 911.
mortar hot by chico78225 January 15, 2011

Mortar in the chamber 

The impending need to make #2
I'll come over, but I have a mortar in the chamber so I need to take care of that first.
Mortar in the chamber by ASilentJ February 1, 2012

mortar focker 

Someone that mixes and brings mortar to the installers.
mortar focker by Seanieboobear December 30, 2016