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Moose knuckle 

A fat girls camel toe
Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?

Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.

Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???

Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?

Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!
Moose knuckle by Im 5280 Tiny August 30, 2021
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moose knuckles 

A man's version of a camel toe.
Scott, the gymnast, tried to hide his moose knuckles.
moose knuckles by Jefferstone January 19, 2017

moose-knuckle 

Simply put it is the male equivalent of a woman's camel toe. Usually caused by the seam of tight but thin leg wear such as spandex, the testicles and penis form two bulges on opposite sides of the seem that vaguely resembles the hoof, or "knuckle" of a moose. hence "Moose-knuckle"
Jon didn't wear underwear under his skintight Peterpan costume, and everyone could see that he had a moose-knuckle.
moose-knuckle by ChicagoBrian June 15, 2011

moose knuckle 

When a man has a camel toe because he's wearing something really tight.
Mark proudly showed off his huge moose knuckle in his red bike shorts.
moose knuckle by charlesramsey September 6, 2013

flying moose knuckle 

its when a obeast bitch skydives and lands on someone and they get sucked up her vag cat.
OMS, did you see that guy get the flying moose knuckle?
can he breathe?
whered he go?

moose knuckle monday 

A social media hashtag where guys show off their moose knuckle on Mondays.
Yo Shanikqua, did you see the bulge in that dudes pants?
Yeah girl don't you know, it's moose knuckle Monday!

Musky Moose Knuckle 

When a male wears too tight pants or skinny jeans way too long and develops under cheese
Dude, you're wearing that skinny jeans way too long, you're developing musky moose knuckle
Musky Moose Knuckle by coach.eddie September 16, 2017