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Soft Mookie 

One who is squishy; flabby; pudding like; resembles a flat blobby substance
"Yo, that kid is so bad at basketball!"
"I know he's such a soft mookie."
Soft Mookie by Heather Philips January 18, 2013
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Little Mookie 

(Skee-Lo)
Hey, I wish I had my way
Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Little Mookie by lilmookie December 9, 2012

mookie sauce 

a sauce or dip for eating with crabs.Made from mayo,ketchup,mustard and several other things.Made and consumed mostly by people with an Africian heritage.
a sauce made for eating crabs.I just made my special mookie sauce.
mookie sauce by ackman666 January 23, 2011

Mookie Sticks 

Solid stick like feces that can be grasped and used as crayons and deface walls. Originally seen on the Mr. Hanky episode of South Park.
Tommy Lee was shocked to open the hotel room door and see that Ozzy had decorated the all of the walls with mookie sticks.
Mookie Sticks by Pegleg September 21, 2004
Named after a well-known political strategist. It is the act of changing your original story and blame-shifting, pointing the finger, rolling on, cooperating, and or informing on a particular individual or individuals to save yourself from being prosecuted and or to get a better deal in your negotiations with the prosecutor. Another way of saying you snitched.

Submitted by @LanceMigliaccio
When the prosecutor offered him a deal in his prosecution he mooked.
MOOKED by @LanceMigliaccio May 20, 2022
When you're a new employee given huge responsabilities on day 1 and not provided any equipment or access to do your job for 2 weeks.
Steve was Moonied like so many before him. Steve had 4 customer meetings handed to him after signing his W4, HR was proactive and emailed him his userID and password and forgot to order his equipment.
Moonied by MicroMo November 5, 2011