Moo-cow 

An alcoholic drink originating from Wisconsin. It was originally designed as a drink containing equal parts tequlla and milk. More recently it has been used to refer to a shot containing tequilla topped off with half & half.

Man I had so many moo-cow's at the bar last night.

Moo-cow by Shane Hedrington February 4, 2008

moo-cow fuck milk 

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus

I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?

moo-cow fuck milk by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

moo-cow eyes 

A word describing a male with a large head who also has large eyes that extend from his face, looking like a cow.

The Needhams have moo-cow eyes.

moo-cow eyes by chris January 20, 2005

Moo Cow Theory 

The idea that once a man sleep with a woman, she becomes 'old news' and he is no longer intrested in her. To sum up, it means that men genitically cannot have commitment. As stated by the movie Someone Like You

"I don't understand how he could cheat on me!"
"It's simple, The Moo Cow Theory"

Moo Cow Theory by sarvv January 26, 2010

moo cow cunt 

A fat ugly fake ass greedy dirty stinky sweaty grimy bitch who thinks she's the shiznit and is too much of a pussy to be real.

That WENDY is a MOO COW CUNT

Does TAMIKIA know shes a MOO COW CUNT

That MOO COW CUNT is a rug muncher

T, Im not sitting next to that MOO COW CUNT, she has herpes!

moo cow cunt by tea baggin March 13, 2010

Moo Cow Cookies

An original cookie base out of Freeport, LI. Originated out of the pure wub for the world, meant to be share and not to be withheld from the world.

OMG moo cow is bringing Moo Cow Cookies!

Moo Cow Cookies by Gbarr85 April 9, 2010

Moo Cow Rimmer

When a partner performs a masturbatory action on ones member, and similtaniously licks ones ring piece.

Nicola performed a moo cow rimmer on me last night, she tossed me off while eating my ass!

Moo Cow Rimmer by RebelRL June 18, 2007