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monkey fuck 

this is for women

you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from
person1: i gave my partner a monkey fuck last night
person2: wtf
person1: you don't know what it means
person1: (explains it to her)
person2: cool, i might try it
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Monkey Fuck 

similar to a cluster fuck. However this only fequires one person.
dude your work looks like a monkey fuck.
Monkey Fuck by Pee Wee May 1, 2003

Monkey Fuck 

“No, I’m not gonna match with that monkey fuck you’ve got”
Monkey Fuck by Spunky Buns May 18, 2022

Monkey Fuck 

A word where you and a friend get very bored and jump in the pool and start throwing a beachball around screaming profanities. This word causes all people to lose their train of thought.
Mom: You have bad grades and I think you-
Ted: Monkey Fuck.
Mom: what the hell was I saying?
Monkey Fuck by Holly && Kristen September 16, 2006

monkey fuck 

the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.
bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!

jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.
monkey fuck by Jackoff Nipples April 9, 2023

monkey fuck your face 

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!
monkey fuck your face by mrgconn August 10, 2018

Monkey Fuck Charging 

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.
Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?