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Mining Simulator 

A game where you get fucking scammed all over and you mine blocks with a tool that you magically pull right out of your ass
I mine blocks all day in Mining Simulator because my life is no existent.
Mining Simulator by AGStudiosYT November 18, 2018

Mining the Craft 

Guy One: Dude, last night I was Mining the Craft all night.
Guy Two: You have way too much time on your hands, don't you?
Guy One: ... *Punches Guy Two in the Face*
Mining the Craft by Gaikin February 28, 2011

mining for emeralds 

The extracting of a person's nasal mucus (UK term bogeys - referred as 'boogers' in the US) from one's nasal passages. The term 'mining for emeralds' came about due to the nasal materials' similarity in colour to the emerald jewel.
1. "Oops, nearly got caught mining for emeralds there!"
2. "Urgh, have you seen the bog - someone's been mining for emeralds all across the wall!"
mining for emeralds by PoorbandT December 14, 2008

Mining Virgin Ground

Another name for having very expensive intercourse with a virgin girl. Usually done in the Yukon Territory of Canada.
Last night, I hung out with Haley, and I had a great time mining virgin ground. I just feel bad for the next guy because she doesn't have any gold left.

Mining XRP

Using your superior knowledge of cryptocurrencies to fool unsuspecting civilians and bankers into buying your BS.
Jamie isn't big on Bitcoin, but when I told him our startup was focused on mining XRP he cut a check on the spot.
Mining XRP by hunter_s_nakamoto December 12, 2018

mining for gold 

The act of digging deeply into ones own nostril for the juiciest morsels with the intent of eating them.
Doesn't Joe realize everyone can see him? He should restrict his mining for gold to the privacy of his own home.
mining for gold by Wonton2 January 7, 2013