midget 

What you call someone shorter than you no matter what their height is. Usually this person isn't actually a midget, unless of course you want your achilles tendon cut out when you're not looking down.

Hey you might be a "midget" now but you'll grow up some day. How old are you again? 22? Oh well....

midget by Itsutsu Kami June 8, 2011

Midget 

Midget is a term otherwise used to describe such one as a donut.

"Look over there, its a midget"
" Nah ow bro I think its a donut"

Midget by The Donut Factory October 19, 2012

Midget 

Jessy senft

Jessy senft is a small even for a midget

Midget by Jdbennett321 March 11, 2020

Midget 

Another term for mid-grade marijuana. It contains seeds and stems and will not get the user as high as the loud pack will. Midget is cheaper, but not always worth it especially if you have a lot of heads puffing on that blunt.

Man, pass that, I'm not chiefin' on no midget, I live on da loud.

Midget by Cinnamon313 June 30, 2011

midget 

The creature god created to keep the pedophiles at bay.

And on the 4214th day our lord created midgets.

midget by kdajklfdjak flda;s October 25, 2009

Midget 

1. Offensive. An extremely small person who is otherwise normally proportioned.
2. A small or miniature version of something.
3. A class of small objects, as a class of very small sailboats or racing cars.

-Issac: Hey David, who is that 10-year-old sitting next to you in chemistry?
-David: No, man. That's Marco, my midget friend

Midget by issac nabiyev May 15, 2008

midget 

Main Entry: midg·et
Pronunciation: \ˈmi-jət\
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: midge
Date: 1816

1: something (as an animal) much smaller than usual
2 : a monkey disguised as a clown
3: a front-engine, single-seat, open-wheel racing car smaller and of less engine displacement than standard cars of the type

Look at that midget swinging in the trees!

midget by theskanman August 6, 2008