Meerkating 

The act of peeing against a wall or into a bush on a long car journey, generally in groups of 2 or more. The group resembles a mob of meerkats as they are all stood to attention, rapidly looking around to ensure that no-one sees them peeing against a wall, just as a meerkat would look for predators.

"Are those men meerkating?'
'Yes, this is a long road with no service stations"

Meerkating by ABryce-Clegg August 18, 2016

Meerkats 

A slang term for a group of people who stand on objects, like chairs and stools, to get a better view of their surroundings. Usually occurs in lunch rooms when a special event is taking place. Standing in a group, they look like a pack of meerkats.

"Look at those meerkats standing on their lunch stools."

Meerkats by Sam_R_I March 4, 2008

meerkat 

not only the most amazing animal ever, but an extremely beautiful/cute girl. you call a girl a meerkat when you find them intensely attractive.

she is totally a meerkat. did you see that meerkat just walk past? i want that meerkat in the worst way.

meerkat by Joel Hangen September 15, 2007

Meerkat Sex 

Having sex in a public place, popping your head up to look around every few seconds.
To make sure no one is watching or walking close by.

Someone over there is having Meerkat Sex, a head keeps popping up to look around the park.

Meerkat Sex by DurteeB April 16, 2015

Meerkat 

Meerkat // noun // adjective

Pronounced: meet-cät

A term used to describe a partner that is instantly awake in the morning. They go from asleep to annoying immediately.

A term used to describe a highly stimulated creature at the break of dawn

a meerkat is a mammal that is highly alert at the break of dawn..

Dora went full meerkat on me this morning

When I woke she was full meerkat.

The first time she meerkated me, I knew she was my forever.

Meerkat by Bousnock12 August 10, 2021

Meerkat Day 

A code word for taking a sickie from work when you're not really sick and spending the day chillaxing, shopping or hanging out with your co-conspirators. This code word is useful in work emails because using the phrase "I'm chucking a sickie" doesn't go down well with your managers should they read your work email.
The word originated in Melbourne, when two bored friends orchestrated taking a sickie on the same day and went to the Zoo to see the Meerkats. Knowing that their managers have the right to read their work emails, they had to devise a code word.

Hey Mate, Wednesdays sux, let's take a Meerkat day tomorrow, ride the Ferris Wheel and go to the Rooftop Bar on Swanson street.

Meerkat Day by PorridgeEngineer April 4, 2009

Dead Meerkat 

The infamous expression of shock/disbelief and/or rejection. Famous users of the 'Dead Meerkat' include Petr Cech, and of course, meerkats, such as the one in 'The Lion King' (Please note that no research was taken into whether or not the meerkat in 'The Lion King' did indeed assume the 'Dead Meerkat' position even once throughout the entirity of the film).
The expression is a pose in which the user extends the arms outwards, elbows bent, fingers pointing downwards with the palms facing towards the ribcage, usually accompanied by a facial expression of shock and/or bewilderness/disorientation. In extreme circumstances, the user will assume the pose whilst simultaneously falling backwards onto the ground, curling up one's legs and stiffening the toes.

Examples:
1.
Player A: *Slots ball past Petr Cech*
Petr Cech: *Falls onto back and assumes the position of the 'Dead Meerkat'*

2.
Person A: "Oi mate watch me get wiv dis fitty yeah"
Person B: "Go on then son"
Person A: *Walks up to target and offers to dance*
Target: *Looks at her less attractive friend, pointing towards the bar, followed by a nod in unison from both, thus walking away*
Person A: *Assumes the 'Dead Meerkat' position*

Dead Meerkat by MagicMartin18 October 30, 2007