marijuanna maintainance 

The use of marijuanna in lieu of a substance over which one has lost complete control.
A distinction must be made between this and actual recovery.

That Jason dude is turning into a complete pot-head.

Ya, well at least he ain't a crack-head no more. He's doing marijuanna maintainance.

Oh pleeeze! Only marijuanna maintainance he's doing is his fuckin' grow op. I cannot wait to see his tawdry ass get busted.

marijuanna maintainance by b-ball April 28, 2007

Mainlining

The act of binge-watching or binge-listening all episodes of a podcast or all episodes in a season of a TV show without breaking for sleep.

Mackey: Where were you last night?
Buddy: Aw, man, I was mainlining "Sense8." After the second episode, I was addicted!

Mainlining by GypsyBowl July 20, 2015

marijuana maintainance 

Misspelled (go figure) response definition to a cycle of behavior whereby a person (alcoholic) trades one drug (alcohol) that is holding them back/wreaking terrible destruction in their lives with another drug that can be very psychologically addictive, though inherently less harmful(marijuana), but that will--if taken heavily, as is often the case--just usually perpetuate the cycle of addiction and lead to relapse with the original drug of choice (DoC).

The great thing with 'the plan' is, once you get used to the daily weed sessions and and realize nothing helps those recurrent head-fucking-a-vise-in-swirling-free fall hangovers like deep, triadic bong hits, then you've got TWO habits to deal with and pay for. Great plan.

"Hey, have you seen Brule Jerkwater around lately? After he lost his job at Volkswagen, was divorced by his husband, and got into that unfortunate attempted manslaughter accident with Santa at the shopping mall, you know, I really thought he had it in him to stick with the program and get clean. I saw him sitting quietly always eating that big bag of Doritos for months, but he seems to just have quit coming."

"oh yeah, I forget to tell you, he was working in the kitchen at Applebees with my druggie stepbrother for a while, but then they both got caught making thousand island pot sauce after close one night and got the axe. Last I heard he was working for the carnival and back to drinking handles of rum.

"Goddamn that marijuana maintainance (sic). They always think they can trade one for the other. Motherfuckers don't get it: we can't handle on-tap euphoria."

marijuana maintainance by CaptainDooDoo July 2, 2009

mainlining

the act of taking internet lingo and applying it to real life conversation

matt: I walked by a group of kids taking a test and said, "fucking scrubs."
joel: dude, you were totally mainlining.

mainlining by Taxt April 17, 2009

Mainlining Murder

A killing in which drugs are shot into the veins. Used in the song by Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards

I said a mainlining murder baby (part of the lyrics)

Mainlining Murder by Mardy blackardy October 22, 2010

mainlining

pursuing (somone, something) with an intensity that keeps you up from Page Zero to Page Zero

Jasper and Kelsey stayed up all night mainlining after a good acronym for the pres search

mainlining by thresky October 21, 2022

Mainlining

The act of participating in a traditional conga line, however everyone must insert their penis into the next man’s anus. There must be at least 10 people for this to count. Extra points if the front of the conga line meets the back to form a circle. This continues for at least 45 minutes before simultaneous ejaculation. Everyone then shits themselves, whilst still having a penis in their rear. The ritual ends with post ejaculation docking.

Fin: I really want to go mainlining with the lads
Alfie: me too

Mainlining by Crack the whipper March 13, 2025