Urban Lunchmeat 

A band that makes incredible music, the band members are Joe Fraone, Nate O'Reilly, Dylan Rice, Jack McCarthy, and last but not least Anthony Giambusso.

Someone: Yo I like that band called Urban Lunchmeat

Someone else: I know right they're so good

Urban Lunchmeat by epicgamer4814 February 10, 2021

Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo 

when you shit in a girls pussy and mush her soggy pussy lips to look like a hamburger with extra mayo while whistling dixie.

Ben: Dude I'm starving.
Nick: You should order the Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo.
Josh: I fuck.

Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

sniffing lunchmeat 

pertaining to when a person smells a package of cold cuts (or leftovers) to ascertain whether it has gone bad, and when finding that it has indeed gone bad, continuing to smell it, resulting in vomiting from the smell.

i can hear dad sniffing lunchmeat from my room. he obviously does not mind puking afterwards.

sniffing lunchmeat by chiminy December 23, 2008

Lunchfest 

Not to be confused with Brunch which is a more direct joining of breakfast and lunch.

"Lunchfest" is when you wake and bake and then are too lazy to make or go get breakfast, so you wait till like 1 or so, till the hunger builds and then you pig out stoner style.

Man, we been tokin since 9am, its time for Lunchfest!

Lunchfest by B-Wild May 23, 2010

Lunchmeister 

A portly or rotund individual who spends vast and inordinate amounts of time at lunches with prospects and clients. For a true top lunchmeister, a client lunch will be held at least everyday and be milked for at least 2 hours. A lunchmonster or lunchmeister will generally have an encyclopedic knowledge of every menu of every high end restaurant that he loafs around in!

A: Have you seen that skiving git Scoffit?
B:Yes, he just popped out for lunch.
A:Christ, we won't be seeing any more of him today!
B:What do you mean? It's Tuesday and only 12pm though?!
A:Yeah, but the dude is a straight up lunchmeister!!

Lunchmeister by Captain Ezekiel Jones February 22, 2020

Lunch Meat n’ Beat 

When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.

Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.

Lunch Meat n’ Beat by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020

lunchwentgoing 

Going to lunch after shool. Often said because of lack of conversation.

"That was really horrible class"
"Yea"
"Lunchwentgoing?"
"Sure."

lunchwentgoing by WaKluk January 13, 2009