long dong silva

The man with the longest dick in the world.

Jack:"Whoa, did you here of long dong silva? He has like a 1m long dick.!
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."

long dong silva by Holly Grale August 18, 2016

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Long Dong Willie

A black man with some form of the verb "Willis" in his name. Willis meaning "to dangle." A "Long Dong Willie" is a man with an irregularly large penis.

There is one long dong willie living today located in central North America. This LDW is Barry "THE DONG" Willis. This individual spends his time in strip clubs picking up other people's money off the floor and giving it back to the stripper.

Barry Willis

Alias used are...

The Dong
Long Dong Willie
The Grim Reaper
Long Dong

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 163
Age:18
Penis: 2'

Long Dong Willie by WTBHeals December 2, 2011

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Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?

Long Dong John by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021

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slongin on the long dong

Old school word meaning to give..spitty,
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!

Pure ecstasy..

I'm goin to tell you what man!
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !

slongin on the long dong by anonymous November 7, 2017