long 

(a) when a person is continuously dry they may be considered long aswell.
(b) when someone takes ages to do anything. one who leaves their friends waiting for time while they complete a task that should take a matter of seconds.

will is bare long. he's so long- in fact he's the definition of long.

long by amb2 April 24, 2006

Long 

Attention Doubt and Fear,
This is your eviction notice. This notice is effective immediately!!
Your unwelcome time has come to an end. There is no need or place for you here.

Love and faith have now taken over the places you previously resided.

So long and good riddance doubt and fear!!!

Long by My ❤️ will never stop 4u March 14, 2023

long 

To be called long, is different to tall. Tall is to be high up and look down on others but to be long. If called long, the person calling you long actually wants to have a child with you and marry you for eternity.

That Jorge guy? Yeah hes long...hes very long 😏

long by BigGThe1st March 6, 2020

Long 

Something that takes a long time and is annoying.

“Sophie’s reply’s are so fucking long it pisses me off”

Long by Ay yo wys my g June 20, 2019

Long 

Corey

Corey is long

Long by Coreytookthelongway July 5, 2022

Long 

When a person doesn’t do the easy and obvious thing, but instead chooses to be awkward and un-logical, e.g. Paul.

Boog: Hey Paul, you know you don’t ever get with any girls?!
Paul: Yeah…
Boog: Well I’m meeting Sarah on Saturday and she’s bringing all her fit friends out, do u fancy coming out to meet them?
Paul: Er…? Nah I’d prefer to stay in and play poker with all the men and badgers.
Boog: You are so long.

Long by Frowsey Murdoch December 12, 2008

long 

To have a very long penis that can penetrate deeply.

Dang bro that shit is long!

long by Hot smart asian June 23, 2016