scroat lobes 

an unfortunate person who has ear lobes similiar to a dangling scrotum

"here, did u see the scroat lobes on that chap?!"

scroat lobes by just another manic monday June 7, 2009

lobesity 

When your earlobes are super fat

Caprice put in earrings and Brett said that she suffers from lobesity

lobesity by jagermeistro November 23, 2014

stretched lobes

Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.

Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.

After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.

stretched lobes by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Titty-Lobes 

When a set of tits on a women hang so low and flat. That they will resemble the lobe of a human ear. Teacher Mrs. ChokesonDick in South Park TV show is the icon of Titty Lobes.

Check out the titty-lobes hangen out that bottom of her shirt!

Titty-Lobes by CD nuts October 7, 2005

Meat lobes

The hollow fleshy void left when ear gauges are removed.

Check out that guys' meat lobes.

Meat lobes by BlazinPonytail May 19, 2014

Lobes 

A common nickname for a trend hopping homosexual.

"Lobes is such a tool"
"Lobes can't stay hard in bed"
"Lobes has a gay light crew LoL, how fucking homo"
"Lobes has a lazy eye"

Lobes by Stayedge October 24, 2008

Vag Lobes 

The tacky look of too much stretching of the ear. If your stretched earring hole has progressed to the point where the earlobe is torn, surgical reconstruction may be the only option. Earlobe repair surgery is done under local anesthesia at which time the stretched earring hole is sewn closed until healing occurs.

"Damn that girls vag lobes are loose!"

Vag Lobes by underYOURskin March 10, 2009