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shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
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stomach like a dog 

n.-adj.
To possess the ability to consume food that would make most other people sick, or at least make them want to throw up just thinking about eating whatever it is. Based off the fact that dogs can eat just about ANYTHING, including rotting meat, without getting sick.
"Wow, you're eating Lee's Chicken? You must have a stomach like a dog!"
stomach like a dog by Koby_Fish March 23, 2008

work like a dog 

to work very hard; to work like a beaver
"I became an investment banker after college, and now I work like a dog."

"I'm too old to work like a dog"
work like a dog by boardshop July 1, 2008

you lie like a dog 

it’s a play with words meaning dogs lay on the ground and you’re not telling the truth.
You lie like a dog!
you lie like a dog by bigLuke26$ October 15, 2019

Shit Like A Dog 

When you have to shit so bad that when seated on the toilet, you lift your heals up high off the bathroom floor and rock side to side while pinching a loaf.
Man, that turd hurt my ass so bad; I shit like a dog!!!
Shit Like A Dog by Avionic January 12, 2011

Walk it like a dog 

A dance where you are positioned on all fours(like a dog) without your knees touching the ground and you walk while bounce your ass.
"Now Walk it it like a dog walk it like a dog" DJ Jubilee- Monkey on a stick

Down like a dog

Its just the same as saying, "im down"
But instead you are saying "ya, im down like a dog." Down like a dog refers to the yoga position downward facing dog. so its just like you are saying I'm down but are adding dog to the end.
"alright sounds fun im down like a dog"