Light dawns on Marblehead 

When something obvious is finally recognized by some stupid shit.

It might be a good idea to wear a mask after Donald Trump caught COVID-19.
Ah, light dawns on Marblehead!

Light dawns on Marblehead by Beat Service October 2, 2020

Light dawns on Marblehead 

(Of Massachusetts origin, reference to sunrising on the seashore over Marblehead, Mass)
Sudden realization of the obvious, the “Ah-ha!” moment. Sometimes with a smack on your forehead gesture for emphasis.

“Well D’uh! Then light dawns on Marblehead!”

Light dawns on Marblehead by NoPrizners September 29, 2021

Auxiliary light is on. 

Auxiliary light is on.

During the Russo-Ukrainian War the saying "Auxilliary light is on" came to mean: "you're all about to die." In 2022 drones purchased at toy stores killed or wounded groups of Russian soldiers after being armed using the auxiliary light button on the controller.

We're in position...grenade away. Lads, the auxiliary light is on.

Auxiliary light is on. by yhjuyjsx October 13, 2022

light my tits on fire

When a stripper splits a paper match & affixes it to her nipples & then lets a voyeur light the match.

Laura was the one who did this interesting trick of letting the customer light my tits on fire.

light my tits on fire by Starchylde May 20, 2016

light our balls on fire 

something you would say after an another individual thinks of a dumbass idea.

Timmy: Hey guys lets go to the art show.

Justin: Or we could light our balls on fire.

light our balls on fire by Don L February 18, 2008

don't light my shed on fire

A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.

Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?

don't light my shed on fire by smalltowngamers July 29, 2010

pockets on gas light 

The terminology used when a nigga is going broke. When the nigga reaches empty he has no choice but to head home until his tank is refilled.

That nigga should haven't been ballin out at all dem clubs last night, now his pockets on gas light and he doesn't even have a quarter tank left to get home.

pockets on gas light by ogdajuiceman January 15, 2011