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leper messiah 

Ziggy Stardust (David Bowie's alien alter ego).
Making love with his ego,
Ziggy sucked up into his mind.
Like a leper Messiah,
When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.
leper messiah by Miki October 23, 2005

Leper Supreme

A Leper Supreme is the act of having sex with a leper (one who has leprosy) through new orifices, created by mashing soft, rotten parts of their skin with your penis. After banging several new glory holes into your unfortunate friend, one finishes the Leper Supreme by dipping a nacho chip into a gooey part of their head and eating it.
"Call Gary over, its time for a Leper Supreme."

"Oh lawd, Kerpal sure does love Leper Supremes!"
Leper Supreme by TheBigfilthy April 30, 2009

leper-laned 

When ordering food from a drive-thru restaurant, if your order is sufficiently exceptional or complex that you are directed to pull forward to a parking space.
Ted insisted on his fries being extra crispy, so we got leper-laned.
leper-laned by Sensei Ted November 18, 2012

leper island 

An island in the middle of the sea where Lepers go to be cure by a magic cat called lindz.
leper 1 - DUDE!! I'm cured i went to leper island and got cure.

leper 2 - SHUT THE FUCK UP! i'm gonna rape you till you get lepersey again hahahah BUMFUN time

leper-rachaun 

Tiny tiny people. Not dwarves or midgets or small people but people the size of thumbelina. The latter part of this word obviously describes their hieght, the first however indicates that they have a foul age old skin condition which probably doesn't exist anymore.
'A, B, C, 1, 2, 3 Thumbelina has leperacy. Oi Leper, can i dip my sarnie in it'.
'You leper-rachaun'.
leper-rachaun by Mikeyjah June 20, 2006

Leper Lips

A person with extremely dry, cracked, and bloody lips.
Guy 1: Yo, did you see those crusty ass lips on that broad?

Guy 2: Yeah, that bitch got some leper lips on her.
Leper Lips by BDSt@n July 24, 2010