Valentine's Day Legs 

1. When women take extra care and time to make sure their legs are silky smooth. Usually done for special events/days such as valentines day. Usually done when they are expected to be felt in an intimate fashion by another person.

BJ: I knew I was in last night, she had Valentine's Day Legs.
Lew: Whoa, sweet. What happened?
BJ: I don't need to go into details, but lets just say 'touchdown'
Lew: High fives all around then!

Heather: How was your date with BJ last night?
Lissa: I had Valentine's day legs, what do you think happened?
Heather: On the first date! High fives all around then!

Valentine's Day Legs by swtlew February 14, 2006

poor man's crab legs

French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.

When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.

poor man's crab legs by Whosit606 November 2, 2022

legs spread 

When a girl (most of the time) spreads her legs for a big cock to go inside her tight moist pussy

"Yo last night I fucked Jessica as she was ready legs spread for me to go in."

legs spread by Cw.lover09 April 10, 2017

Keep your legs shut 

Telling someone to not have sex. Often said as an insult to slutty/trashy girls.

Girl: RUN FATTY RUN!
Boy: Keep your legs shut!

Keep your legs shut by CS94102 March 18, 2011

restless legs syndrome

a really serious disease (haha) were your legs won't stop moving when you sleep. could mean you're high or youve had to much caffeine. JUST SAY NO!

hot guy 1: man, my girl last night, she wouldn't stop movin her damn legs! she kicked me in the balls, so now theyre sore
hot guy 2: better bring her to the asylum...there's nothing more we can do for the poor high soul.

restless legs syndrome by liger3000 October 6, 2004

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome

A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013

Legs like Sarah Brady 

when a girl has long, silky legs that are so good they make you wanna cry. Sarah Brady is michigan-native who dominated the world of volleyball.

Dude #1: did you see that girl? she had legs like Sarah Brady.

Dude #2: i'm sporting a semi.

Legs like Sarah Brady by bkr210 May 10, 2011