lawd jesus 

Black People's pronunciation of "Lord Jesus"

When You see a girl with a nice Butt, "Lawd Jesus, That Ass"
When you see fire, "Lawd, Jesus, There's a Fire"

lawd jesus by inside_you April 6, 2015

Lawd Vowley 

A state of derping so hard on designer drugs, one goes into shock and gets carted away via ambulance.

Bro 1: Did you see that guy at rave get carried away by the ambulance?
Bro 2: Ya, he was having a Lawd Vowley.
Bro 1: Sucks, bro
Bro 2: I know, bro

Lawd Vowley by StoneyDerp April 26, 2014

lawd almighty

When a muthafucka starts some shit with a holy black man and it's time to whip some ass three the hard way

This silly muthafucka keep starting shit with me Lawd Almighty let me whip put my holy foot up this muthafuckas ass!!!

lawd almighty by Brazilasslover August 27, 2016

lawd knows id smash 

Something men say when a girl is so hot, even a priest would smash that ass.

From a meme of hulk in christian clothes, hand over heart, saying the phrase.

sees a hot girl

Mark: Dude....

Joe: I know man, I see it.

Mark: Lawd knows Id smash

lawd knows id smash by Somebody once told me... June 14, 2018

Oh lawd he comin 

The highest possible level of chonk attainable.

My sister's cat weighs 15kg (33lbs), oh lawd he comin'!

Oh lawd he comin by Daemia April 15, 2019

oh lawd he coming

the thiccest lad known to mankind

Friend A: "The big chungus is one of the thiccest beings in the universe."

Friend B: "No. My cat is the thiccest being."

*cat walks in*

Friend A: "oh lawd he coming"

oh lawd he coming by liskkoz March 30, 2019

Aya lawd 

An exclamation of surprise

"Aya lawd tha her man fo true?"

Aya lawd by Ponduck May 21, 2019