Landesked 

When you are forced to reboot your computer because landesk desktop management software is requiring you to do so. Generally happens when you have important work to do and can't wait on a slow windows reboot.

I almost finished fixing that bug, but I got landesked!

Landesked by 85Howie August 27, 2013

lakesha

choctaw name meaning joyous

happy, funny, loving, person

sexy woman with amazing attributes

wow that lakesha is a fox

lakesha by lovelyangellakesha January 1, 2009

Deer Lakes 

formally known as queer lakes, deer lakes is filled with two faced sluts who can’t keep their hands to themselves. unlike every other school, the football team is awful. i’m talking dreadfully awful. i heard students wanted to save their money from the football tickets to buy air pods. if you’re lucky, if you go to deer lakes you won’t run into the hicks (tbh they are pretty scary). but you know you met the heart of deer lakes if you talk to the want to be models and the cocky football players who think that they are all that.

have you ever been to deer lakes?

no, i’ve only been to queer lakes. i talked to the hicks and ran away.

Deer Lakes by slitherysnake69 January 24, 2019

Switching lanes 

Switching sides, betrayal

Niggas always switching lanes. My girl switched lanes.

Switching lanes by Dont_switch December 21, 2018

Gary Lakes 

One who is blind to redicule, and ridiculously over-confident. A God-like person who is amazing at everything he does.

"Gary Fuckin Lakes Everybody!!"

"Did you see that goal Messi just scored?", "I know, that was totally Gary Lakes."

Gary Lakes by ProdigalPoet January 24, 2015

Villages of Lakesiding 

When someone forcefully holds another’s mouth open with a metal cage in order to receive oral sex. Preferably preformed by a common man with a female celebrity.

Bro... I was doing cocaine with taylor swift and we were villages of lakesiding after on all these pills bro fuck...

Villages of Lakesiding by Ribrobbro April 19, 2022

Williamsburg bike lanes 

1) A battleground for the war being waged in Williamsburg, Brooklyn between the hipsters and the Hasidic Jews.

2) The new symbol for passive-aggressive antisemitism, with the irony that only a hipster could imagine.

It really made me uncomfortable when they repainted the Williamsburg bike lanes, I mean they're trying to bully the jews in a historically jewish neighborhood. They really need to take a deep breathe and think about what they're doing.

Williamsburg bike lanes by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009