beer lairiness 

An evening of drinking & partying where the more beer consumed, the rowdier & funnier everything becomes. Primarily a British term.

Last night's beer lairiness at the pub was out of control, most of those jokes weren't even funny!

beer lairiness by technogreek September 8, 2005

Failed Laziness 

The act of doing more work while trying to do less work due to laziness.

I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.

Failed Laziness by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009

Writer's Laziness 

Similar to Writer's Block, Writer's Laziness is when you can't write, but for a different reason. You know exactly what to write, but are just too lazy to type anything up. Currently, no exact cures have been found. It is commonly associated with procrastination and may be remedied by an impending deadline, but data is too scattered to make a direct correlation.

"When is the next chapter of your book coming out?" "I know what to do, but I have Writer's Laziness."

Writer's Laziness by EctoPhosphate November 21, 2016

fagginess 

ProNoun describing the degree of being a fag or lame. see Gayness for more information

John was unaware of the fagginess of his answer.

fagginess by AJ Well Done January 31, 2008

Laziness

The overwhelming ambition to live a quiet life.

Johnny, your so lazy!
No mum, I have an overwhelming ambition to live a quiet life.

Laziness

Laziness by A wee british laddy March 5, 2019

International laziness recognition day 

12th February is the world's laziness recognition day. I declare this as an dedication and applaud to all the lazy weird people who make laziness look so ghetto and formal.

Dude today is 12th feb! can't believe its your day. Its international laziness recognition day.

International laziness recognition day by Duymson March 29, 2021

Quantum Laziness 

When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind

Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.

Quantum Laziness by RudolfMagnusson August 14, 2021