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A frog that lays human eggs. They live in the east and once the human eggs are born, they eat them. Once they've eaten the human eggs, they turn into a human. You can tell one apart because they have large/disfigured noses. After they've turned into a human, they migrate to the west and start a new life as a human.
"Hey, Bobby, I think Jim is a Kroger!"
"Really? Why?"
"LOOK AT HIS NOSE. IT'S AS HUGE AS KAREN'S EGO!"
Kroger by KrogerCatcher November 11, 2019
Best familyname u can possibly have cause Krögers are used to have dick the size of 30 centimeters or larger which really is beloved by women wanting to actually cum
-Wow u have one large Blueaball Cock

-Yes im a Kröger
Kröger by lucius stinkt November 22, 2021
Kröger is a name used to describe a Family of people with huge Cocks which is very pleasing for women over 69

The Cocks often reached a lenght of 45 centimeters
-Wow ur Cock is so big

-Thats normal as a Kröger
Kröger by lucius stinkt November 22, 2021

Kroger Feet 

When white trash parents and kids walk around Kroger with no shoes on, and bottoms of their feet get black as coal.
Look at Kalie over there with no shoes on. Ooh you know she's got Kroger Feet.
Kroger Feet by jsc4213 March 25, 2009

Kroger Toe

Same thing as Walmart Heel or Walmart Feet but the dirtiness is on the calluses area of the feet or toes.
You got some bad Kroger Toe goin on G!”

kroger finger 

The smell of your fingers after cleaning out the from under cheese.
Don't shake my hand. I just finished cleaning up down under. I have the Kroger finger.
kroger finger by Chabio December 14, 2014