Red kiting

Running around with a used tampon as if it were a kite

Steven went red kiting with danielle’s Tampax and tripped so he got a dragon stamp

Red kiting by Whitdad7 January 26, 2018

Nut Sack Knitting

When a guys pubes are so long that you can braid or knit them together.

Lauren: Dude Ed needs to do some serious manscaping!
Karen: Why's that?
Lauren: Cuz I could give him a good Nut Sack Knitting, his pubes are so long!

Nut Sack Knitting by MamaDucket February 26, 2009

Knitting Circle 

A lesbian orgy or a female version of a circle jerk

We had a wicked knitting circle last night. My tongue is still killing me.

Knitting Circle by dewlytle September 13, 2010

Knitting Association 

A group of kids usually consisting of male's that gather together and one by one knit each others assholes shut so that no anal sex can ever be performed

Johnny and the rest of the boys devoted their Friday night to their knitting association.

Knitting Association by Little Boys Club 101 April 11, 2010

kittengnfs 

kittengnfs is an amazing and very cool account in tiktok!!
kittengnfs also uses they/them pronouns.

person 1: do u follow kittengnfs?
person 2: ofc, they are very swag!
person 1: agreed!!

kittengnfs by gnfantastic September 1, 2021

Snow Kiting 

A sport which involves flying up a mountain strapped to a giant fucking parachute and allowing the laws of physics to have sex with your face.

Guy 1: You want to go snow kiting?
Guy 2: Na man i'd rather shave with a grater.

Snow Kiting by falconduvent December 8, 2009

Life Knitting

When someone notices things you do often, they have noticed your "life knitting". Because knitting has patterns.

Person 1: You know, you say "shhh" a lot.
Person 2: You must know me really well!

Person 1: Yeah, I've picked up on your life knitting!

Life Knitting by Thor, Asgardian God of Thunder June 23, 2012