Kinking the hose 

The act of bending the tip of a semi-erect penis down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.

"Candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when I needed to piss. Thank fuck she was kinking the hose like a pro!

Kinking the hose by Uncle Spaz June 24, 2015

Kasking 

Someone who’s panties get wet when thinking about meat

Dan is Kasking so hard over that steak his panties are getting moist

Kasking by Bentrudder January 24, 2020

Kaning Season 

A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.

Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.

Kaning Season by Kanus expert February 11, 2014

kanting 

A moderating technique where you use complex philosophical arguments in order to confuse less talented trolls. The name is derived from Immanuel Kant, a well known german philosopher from the early 20th century.

I was kanting those trolls pretty hard!

kanting by S2_Imrahil August 2, 2016

kansingh 

A person who loves to make eveyone happy but if they start to overthink they tend to lose their loved once. But if they show you their true sides you will fall in love with them. He is sweet, kind, fun loving and most importantly he is reliable. A person full of joy.

Someone: Hi kansingh
Kansingh: Hey, you look so beautiful come let's have some fun together.

kansingh by Lmknp November 25, 2021

Kacking 

To Kack: To hit inanimte objects (intentionally) with a moving vehicle. Typically done to amuse oneself.

Not recommended to be done in new cars (due to dentable plastic bumpers).

Dawn and Alana went kacking durning their lunch break and knocked over 15 trashcans. A kacking record!

Kacking by Dawn, Alana, & Charlotte June 22, 2006

Kaning 

Farting on your boyfriend/girlfriend with extreme force causing one to be sexually aroused

My night started out with kaning, which led to me receiving dome

Kaning by DomeShot December 2, 2013