who shot john 

Mark David Chapman, a pschyzophrenic madman who brought to end the life of one of music's most talented men.

look at me! i'm mark david chapman! i think i'm cool because i killed the messiah that is known as john lennon

who shot john by dana November 23, 2004

who shot john 

I shot John. Over and over and over. O-k-k-k-k-k.

"who shot johN?"
I shotted john

who shot john by Myo November 24, 2004

who shot john 

As in saying something is bad, but in a question.

" this music SUCK! I wonder who shot John"

who shot john by Cory A November 24, 2004

who shot john 

Its like...Who killed Kenny, but in a more ebonical way

What the FUCK?!...Who SHOT JOHN?!

who shot john by A Santa Claus lookin' muthafucka November 26, 2004

who shot john 

an exclimation when something unthinkable has just happened.

i.e. you run out of milk, found out you have v.d.

oh shit, WHO SHOT JOHN!?! i'm out of milk son!

who shot john by daveyg November 26, 2004

Pepper John Shotput 

To recieve a blowjob while taking a shat and having your partner rub pepper in your nose in order to sneeze. The goal here is to experience three satisfying feelings at the same time.

example 1-
1:"Dude, I think she loves me"
2:"Why do you say that?"
1:"Because she gave me the Pepper John Shotput last night"
2:"Wow, that is love... I guess I love my Dad then."
1:"umm....not supposed to Pepper John Shotput your dad dude"
2:"Oh, I'm an asshole"
example 2-
Girl: "Come on honey, I'm horny!"
Guy: "I don't know babe, I have to Cleveland Browns to the super bowl"
Girl: "Okay, I'll Pepper John Shotput you, but you have to give me the Colorado Turnaround tonight"
Guy: "Okay, love you.

Pepper John Shotput by Ben "Dover" July 11, 2007