Wrist Jogging

The act of wanking, hand shandy, knocking one out, pulling ones self off,

Mother: wft are you doin under thoese bed sheets timmy?
Timmy: erm, playing tents.
Mother: no thats deffinately wrist jogging !!!!!

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Juggling sausage

The Catholic school girl invited all her guy friends over and demonstrated her affinity for juggling sausage.

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basically sweat pants, but crazy olds and nutbags call them jogging pants

Charles are you wearing your jogging pants?
Jogging pants are THE COOLEST!!! Time to put on my jogging pants and go for a nice jog.

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No one really knows what this one means, Goslin just said it one time.

Banks: Fuckin' ell Goslin what've you been doing all day??
Goslin: Dunno mate, I've just been juggling me chicken

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Oral copulation of the male testicles and scrotum. Intermittent use of the hands for added juggling of the ball sack is permissible.

Roger couldn't wait to get home from work to let his wife so a little Grape Juggling.

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a woman who juggles men who are only after her beauty.

from Rear Window...Lisa (Grace Kelly) says "she has the hardest job in the world juggling wolves"

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what to call a stupid bitch, when calling her 'stupid bitch' simply won't do; the most offensive insult ever

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