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jive ass shit 

a way to say cool that a white kid heard from his dad who was in his teens during the 70's
Shanequa: Hey crackaz and Niggaz, Yall got any weed
Tyler (a.k.a. white kid): My friend, Adam Perri, Has some drug paraphernalia you may be interested in.
jive ass shit by Tyler December 8, 2004

Jive ass turkey 

Language you haven't heard in a long time since it's been replaced with newer, softer language like everything else.
Why doesn't that jive ass turkey get a fuckin job so he can get a car and drive through the drive thru like everyone else?

Jive ass Jerky 

An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.
"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!

Jive Ass Jegg 

Jive Ass Jegg is the most jive human being alive

The moment he shows up a disco ball reveals itself from the ceiling and Staying Alive by the BeeGees starts playing.
Damn, is that Jive Ass Jegg? Wish I was that jive, Dude is a whole party.
Jive Ass Jegg by Ukii June 29, 2022

MOCHA Jive Ass

Fake or Cheep Dollar store," Mocha Cappuccino Supreme"
5 single servings for a dollar. As opposed to getting a Cappuccino at your local Star Bucks, or road side Coffee stand.
Man, my unemployment checks are about to run out, looks like I'll be drinking MOCHA Jive Ass Coffee, till I, find a job again.

jive turkey ass nigga 

when a niggah is ajive turkey but also a fag
look at this jive turkey ass nigga im take his froyo