Sloppy jalopy 

Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!

Sloppy jalopy by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022

Sloppy Jalopy 

The act of receiving road head from a Gilf.

It was a great idea to give the my elderly neighbor a ride to the store, she thanked me with Sloppy Jalopy.

Sloppy Jalopy by TheForgeCleric April 18, 2025

slop jalops 

titties that look nice when you see them in a shirt or a bra, and then she whips them out...and they're all over the place and messy. letting down your hopes and dreams of a nice set of tits. can also cause major loss of horniness/boner.

Guy 1: Yo you hook with that girl at the club the other night? the one with the nice tits?
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!

Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.

slop jalops by Chrisby Jay Gatsby August 14, 2013

sloppy jallopy

#1 A term given to someone who made a/lots of bad decisions under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
#2 refering to another person as nasty, dirty, or just plain yuck.
#3 being under the influence to where you are not coherant

#1 Matt you're a SLOPPY JOLLOPY; you hump that?
#2 Ugghhh, Jen is a SLOPPY JALLOPY.
#3 Niel was SLOPPY JALLOPY last night.

sloppy jallopy by DB4L-SHOTS January 26, 2007

Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe 

When you are having sexual intercourse you ejaculate on to you're partners chin then you’re partner inhales you’re semen then you urinate on to you’re partners nipples this will cause yore partner to have a granny fit. You will then get worried and bake some waffles and massage them on to her buttocks, this will revive her and take a dump on to her nose this will make her go "yes"

B: I had a sloppy jaloppy chin wipe whit my wife
J: I also had one with my hamster

Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy 

The group of significant figures that are praised on sloppy joe Tuesday

Ben: Hey wanna go pray to the sloppy jaloppy big man on toppy
Joe: Bet

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy by Cleft lardson January 22, 2021

sloppy jalopey 

A slang word meaning flacid penis. Mostly used on flame sites, I've copywrite it.

Silvia, get off my sloppy jalopey, I gotta go to work.

Don't make me slap you with my sloppy jalopey.

sloppy jalopey by Rikimaru November 9, 2003