Tour of Italy 

When you sit on a girls face and her nose is in the asshole, balls are in the mouth, and she’s stroking you off. Thus, giving you a little “taste” of everything.

That chick gave me a tour of Italy last night and it was epic.

Tour of Italy by Hurley crew October 4, 2021

Grammar Italian Fascist 

Like a Grammar Nazi, except incompetent.

Internet User: i want you read your script and give some feed back, free of charge

Grammar Italian Fascist: Maybe your should learn to write before you offer to give a critique.

Grammar Italian Fascist by dTraj October 20, 2010

Italian Laptop 

eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people

John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"

Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."

Italian Laptop by DuaneChapman May 26, 2011

itala 

Itala is a strong hearted and emotional girl can be friendly and overly aggressive and are able to hit.they are able to fall in love easily and gets what is wanted, lovable and have alot of amazing friends.

Most Itala's are beautiful singers in Italy.
Itala is a strong heart beautiful girl.

itala by inkXerror.com December 21, 2018

The Italian Blessing 

The Italian Blessing refers to the typically massive/ awesome size of an Italian man's penis.

Holy f*cking sh*t! Look at Luca Bertulessi's penis! He's definitely got The Italian Blessing.

The Italian Blessing by MintySucc October 25, 2016

Italian Jesus 

A name for Formula 1 driver Antonio Giovinazzi.

Darren: Hey Tom, did you see the Italian Jesus did a fastest lap
Tom: I know, he is racing prodigy

Italian Jesus by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021

italian swirl 

When a guy takes a shit while receiving head, he. Flushes the toilet as a courteous gesture

Syhulk wanted Caltari to give him an Italian swirl in the men's room.

italian swirl by MrBbad September 27, 2015