IPod Nano

A cool device, but has a crappy battery, and they are unnecessarly thin.

Randy: "WAT TEH BALLS?! My Ipod Nano`s battery is out?! You gotta be peein on my weener, i only listened too it for about an hour! Now how am i supposed too pass time?! BullSHIT!"

*Randy spent the rest of the day tossing paper airplanes into a bin*

IPod Nano by GrandPoop September 28, 2010

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ipod nano dat hoe

When you bust your load (after doing the deed with a woman) on your ipod nano you grab it by the headphones and slap it across her face thus sticking on her face and using it as an ipod holder.

Johny: hey Billy guess what i did last night
Billy: what did u do?
Johny: i took this girl back to my crib and she bagged on my performance so i ipod nano dat hoe and they i comfortably listened to my music.

ipod nano dat hoe by The Real Papa Smurf January 11, 2008

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ipod nano dat hoe

When you bust your load (after doing the deed with a woman) on your ipod nano you grab it by the headphones and slap it across her face thus sticking on her face and using it as an ipod holder.

ipod nano dat hoe by The True Pappa Smurf January 16, 2008

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iPod Nano 5th Generation

The last good nano; ever since the sixth one came out (useless piece of shit), I'm thankful to have kept my 5th gen. with video.

Loser: Dude, i just got my sixth gen nano. It f*****g sucks

Me: That's why i kept my red iPod Nano 5th Generation with video.

Loser: wow i really should have done that

iPod Nano 5th Generation by FerrariDude December 19, 2010

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!343HellstormH343! Zunilda Virginia Junco Purchased THe Ipod Nano !343HellstormH343! by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

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Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"

The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009

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