i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

slip it on before you slip it in 

1. rule before having sex right besides finding out if the chick has STD's

2.to put a condom on to prevent more accidents like YOU from walking around

dude: me and my girlfriend are going to get busy
wise friend: alright, slip it on before you slip it in

slip it on before you slip it in by gangsta99 October 7, 2007

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it 

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

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i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake 

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

inbefore 

When something happens that you want to refer to in the past

Dude do you remember what happend inbefore

inbefore by hahahuthough July 22, 2023