ilona 

a blonde girl who is intelligent yet slow. not to be confused with "a-loner", she has many friends who enjoy making fun of her many hobbies and boys.

look at that ilona; she's never alone because people are always thinking she is so blonde.

ilona by ilona April 4, 2004

Ilona 

- someone who is ambigous looking, with poor circulation, and an obsession with the rapper Coolio. She is a clean freak and has slight OCD. She likes to make music. She likes tea. Also has a soft spot for kilts, haggis and tartan.

What are you doing today?

Ilona:

Oh, I'm just being ambiguous, might download some Coolio songs, make myself a hot water bottle cause of my bad circulation, make myself a cup of tea, hoover my room for the fourth time, and google images of men in tartan kilts eating haggis.

Oh, okay.

Ilona by afriendonud December 13, 2010

Ilona 

An animal, usually mammalian, who tends to dry hump other species of animals.

Person 1: Why is that thing dry humping an iguana?
Person 2: Because it's an Ilona

Ilona by James Howlett jr. April 12, 2010

ilona 

a girl who pisses everybody off and it causes people to want to avoid her

eww ilonas coming let's walk away and act like we didn't see her

ilona by johnbeckitorreed November 14, 2018

Ilona 

Is a small strong woman.
She is very intelligent and creative.
In bed, she is a grenade ( if she doesn't eat at this moment).
Her favorite occupation is to smoke.

A:Omg is this a steam locomotive ?
B: No that's Ilona.

Ilona by Ani Lec January 13, 2017

Ilona 

A girl that thinks she really does good by going to the gym and bike for 20 minutes

‘You see that girl over there, she is such an Ilona!’

Ilona by Maxieboy7000 April 10, 2019

Ilona 

Synonym for heretic

She is an Ilona

Ilona by Cobratakataka July 7, 2019